I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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