Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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