I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Sober January is a disaster.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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