HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
You're a waste of cheezeits
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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