So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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