That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
kristin has been a bad kristin
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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