His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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