Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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