i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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