i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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