New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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