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(203): View more from Connecticut

You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die

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(704): View more from North Carolina

What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..

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On the bright side I still got laid

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(909): View more from California

I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...

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