The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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