Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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