wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
sex in a hospital.. check
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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