just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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