No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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