Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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