He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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