You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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