You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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