I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just cropdusted the office
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
whose ass print is on the piano?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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