Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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