Can Purell be used as lube?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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