i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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