I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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