When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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