Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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