So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
so let's talk penis.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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