Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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