He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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