dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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