What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
No I am not eating basil off your cock
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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