Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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