all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize
