you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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