I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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