Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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