You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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