When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
