The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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