A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She's the barista slut.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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