Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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