yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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