i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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