i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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