If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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