dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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