I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I checked into jail on foursquare
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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