Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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