i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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